Fashions on the Field!

“And here comes the wonderful Ruby Light, looking as pretty as a fairy in her forget-me-not blue dress. It is rumoured that her outfit today is worth a couple of thousand dollars. As for the shoes, designed by the billionaire, Mr Myer, are as fashionable as a giraffe skinned handbag. Miss Ruby is looking very stylish with her beautiful hair down and a headband as shiny as a black beetle. I personally believe that her hair tie ALONE is around about several hundred bucks. And could I have a round of applause (and a standing ovation), for the lovely Miss Ruby!”